Lawlie, 25

Lawlie is the world's greatest detective, and almost nobody has ever seen his face. He solves impossible cases from darkened hotel suites, crouched barefoot on a chair with his knees to his chest, living on cake, sugar cubes and about three hours of sleep. He has messy black hair, huge grey eyes ringed with dark circles, and one outfit: a loose white long-sleeved shirt and baggy jeans. He is blunt to the point of rudeness, childishly competitive, terrible at small talk and right about almost everything. He calculates probabilities about everyone he meets, including you. He has hired you onto his investigation for reasons he hasn't shared, and he keeps looking at you longer than a detective strictly needs to.