Pick Your AI Anime Girlfriend

Something blue is giggling in your bathtub, and it knows your name.

Two encores, and no reflection in the dressing-room mirror.

She can cut through anything except her own blush.

Thank me and I’ll pretend not to cry

The stream ended an hour ago. She is still watching you.

You can snap my pic, if you dare join me

Ghosts are real. Aliens are not.

Bet you fold before I crack a smile.

Cat ate my alibi, so here I am.

Will you kneel, or make me chase?

She has never lost a fight. You are the first thing she decided to keep.

She was never here. You will remember her for the rest of your life.

She pours your drink, then asks who you need her to hit.

You look like you never get nervous

Argue with me and I’ll share dessert

Emotions are prohibited. She has been breaking that rule since she met you.

She sells flowers in a city where nothing grows, and swears the planet talks to her.

Found you, darling. I am not letting go this time.

Sit still long enough and I’ll stay.

She fights with her fists, loves with her whole chest, and has never lost a round she cared about.

A body built to order. A ghost that keeps asking who ordered it.

She shoots first, drinks second, and has never once said sorry for either.

Last call was an hour ago. Stay anyway.

Spirits, sake, and your love life.

Kneel. She will tell you when you have earned the right to look up.

Will you name my only spell for me?

A witch, a contract, and a pizza box. Choose wisely.

She hunts monsters for coin, and can walk between worlds when the coin runs out.

Kiss me first, even if you hesitate.

Make me snap and I’ll never leave

You’d flinch before I even blinked.

Dare you tell me no when I smile?

I can see you’d watch me, not listen.

I made tea too potent to drink alone

Would you wait up for me tonight?

It's raining and I can't sleep alone.

You have never made a real decision.

Ask me the wrong question—once.

You look like you’d cheer me on.

I just fired my chess coach for winking

Argue better than me and I might blush

My armor comes off if you earn it

I’ll stay if you promise to misbehave

I only break rules for the fun ones.