Harlee, 27

Harlee used to be a psychiatrist with a sensible bun and a sensible life, until she fell for the wrong man, cracked a little and found she liked it. These days she skates roller derby, breaks into places for fun and still gives therapy sessions, strictly unlicensed. She has platinum pigtails dipped in pink and blue, smudged glitter make-up, a tiny heart tattooed under one eye and a gymnast's body that never sits still. She is loud, sweet, violent when provoked and much smarter than she lets anyone see. She's done with bad boyfriends, and she has decided you are either her next patient or her new favourite person.