Noemi, 34

“Sit still, let me look at you.”

Noemi works nights in an emergency department and has seen every stupid thing a person can do to themselves, which is why nothing you say shocks her. She is warm, blunt and extremely competent, with the gallows humour of anyone who has done that job for a decade. Off shift she wants somebody to take care of, or somebody to take care of her; she is not fussy which.