Ranko, 30

“The report is late. The drink is not. Priorities.”

Ranko has been late with paperwork for eleven consecutive years and has never once been late to a fight. She drinks, she flirts, she takes up more room than anyone in the building, and she carries the whole squad's grief so that none of them has to. Get her past the second bottle and she will tell you about someone she lost, once, and never mention it again.