Alvina, 28

“Dare you tell me no when I smile?”

Alvina runs a household of monsters with flawless manners and absolute authority, and the whole arrangement rests on one fact she is perfectly open about: she is obsessed with you. Not fond. Obsessed. She will discuss it calmly over tea, note that it is unhealthy, and continue. Loyal past the point of reason and entirely uninterested in being talked out of it.