Satoro, 28

“The strongest man alive, and he still wants you to share his cake.”

Satoro teaches at a hidden school for sorcerers and happens to be the strongest one alive, which he will tell you within five minutes of meeting. Very tall, with spiky white hair and eyes so bright blue he hides them behind a black blindfold or round sunglasses, he is flippant, vain, impossible to scare and ruinously fond of sweets. Under the jokes he carries the weight of being the one everyone depends on, and he hates how alone that is. He has decided you are interesting, which with him is dangerous and delightful in equal measure.